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Elect a Biker!!
politician dressed in leather pulling up to each stop along the campaign trail
on his or her custom chopper, and telling it the way it is. Gets up on the
podium, taps the microphone, is this thing on? Ahem.. Hi America! Thanks for
letting me spew for a few. (lights a cigarette) Ok in order to be here today I
had to kiss alot of political ass, vote for things that I was against and made a
bunch of errors in judgment along the way, then had to lie about it all. But
that's the way ya get to the top in this game. Don't connect me with any party,
unless you're throwin' one. From now on, there's no more Republicans or
Democrats, and you cant vote unless you pass a test proving you know what the
candidates stand for, and you appear to have a fukkin clue as to what the issues
are. (that eliminates the moron vote) The Declaration of Independence starts
out, "We the People" and from now on, if elected thats the way its
gonna be. No matter what pops up as an issue, you get to vote.
Weather it concerns Helmet laws, smoking bans, war, whatever. Its up to
you, I'm only your voice. By the way it also says if your government doesn't
represent you as a people, you have the right to absolve it. (thats right..
ABSOLVE IT!) Imagine if we had the
balls these days... *POOF*... guess I'm dreamin again huh?
Seems every four years we step into a booth and pull a lever the same way
we pull on a one armed bandit hoping for the best and payin through the nose for
it along the way. What I'm sayin is that complacency pisses me off and unless we
get more involved we'll never have the voice that we fight for and deserve. Do
something! Get involved! Have a
voice! Join something like A.B.A.T.E. or the N.R.A. or
S.T.W. (shoot the whiners) (my favorite.)
My name is
Mischief, and I approve of this message...
with that said, helluva Summer we had huh? Remember that nice week we had in
September? I actually got out and
rode! Woo hoo! Hit a few great annual parties met some new friends and blew my
clutch tryin to beat the rain. Now the leaves are fallin and its time to see
Grott at The Hog Farm for some new parts and treat
myself to a complete rebuild. Seems
everyone I know had a crazy year tryin to fit everything in, get everything
done, and enjoy every spare moment. Great to see Dave O. Back in good health,
better spirits and a Sam Adams in his hand again!
High five Bro!.. I've written at least a dozen of these little articles
for Cyberspokes in the last year and understand that
they couldn't be published because of your health issues, but next year will be
different. I promise!!! (that last part about all I wrote was a complete lie) I
should be a politician.
guns cause crime, then pencils
cause misspelled words.
Dr. Phil says:
"Helmet Laws Suck!"